Well, I eventually bumped into one of the web pages where I saw this.  I happily lifted the idea and I am hence confessing that this is not a thought that happened to come into my head.  I would be stupid to actually even think of making this my idea as – the topic is something every one of us at some point in life have prepared a mental list or a note atleast.

Let me take the pleasure of making my list and make you listen to that – however boring it might be…coz, thats the way I chose to eliminate my boredom.  Here you go No.1 goes without competition

1. Someone calling you in the dead of the night or early morning or late in the afternoon – when you are least expecting a call, and say ‘am I disturbing you?’  ’Can I talk to you for a while?’ – for every god damn reason, have you given me a choice or you are just intimating that for the next few minutes just listen to me, I am gonna talk nonsense about many things and may be have a point or two interesting that you might want to hear …Trust me, I had experiences ranging from bad to worse with this trespassing habit of our fellow men and women equally alike.  Worst is when they leave you a voice mail – God! I love phones with only messaging service

2. ‘You dont eat Chicken?, you dont eat Egg?, you dont eat Lamb?’ and many versions of that – I make my point subtly clear that I dont eat food other than the Indian version of Vegetarian food, and for the sake of individuality, food atleast is something one should have a liking to take.  You can’t keep on asking – why dont you eat thatttt?? why dont you eat this – its sometime stupid for myself to keep on repeatedly telling the same thing again and again.  Wait, I think found a way, I started posing this question these days to good effect to satisfy myself

3. The disturbing sound of  fluids being regurgitated and vice-versa with an ocassional sound thats accompanied as if it were the part of an amazing opera – What are you guys upto?…I simply cannot take that sound, I realize now its fit to reply with the same stupid sound back, perhaps with more loudness.

4.  Having a hair cut of the barber’s choice – I think after explaining in all the best possible words and expressions, how I actually want it and 99% of the times hating myself and my hairdo after looking at the mirror of how badly he screwed up all my carefully grown hair.  I actually end up giving my hair and on top of that money for screwing it up – irony is you have to do all this smiling and gleefully accepting that as the occasional feast for fate. Highest degree of Customer retention still for this nasty fellow who smiles his way into glory daily.  God be with them.

5. Stupidity - if there is one thing that irritates me beyond control and makes me feel jittery to hit somebody, it is this awesome quality that I found in few of the gifted species.  I cant just tolerate anybody being more stupid than me – thats the actual reason.  I dont want to elaborate into the people’s epics with this ‘noun’ word. I am happy without that.

6. Indecisiveness – If you have got something in mind, act on it, you moron!  You just dont waste time of others and keep them waiting.  Its one reason I pray to god to not give them ‘choices’.  This breed of homosapiens abuse the word called ‘choice’ if given a choice

7. Looking at the food menu – I so want some body to make a note of the things I like and just feed them into every damn bartender/steward/server on this earth.  I dont wish to look at the menu card and order food – maybe thats the reason, I pick the same thing again and again, to avoid looking at that menu card again and again.  I have serious trouble keeping my nerves in control reading the whole thing.

8. Science fiction movies – I seriously cannot comprehend the sight of people thronging to watch science fiction movies.  I definitely cannot understand one reason as to why they watch that movies, though they know that its not true, and secondly, give some stupid reason supporting as to why they like watching it.  Its useless if you are trying to explain it to me – either I am listening to you as I dont have anything to plug my ears, or I am shouting back – since I’ve  had enough

9. I hate people who can’t understand the beauty in the taste of coffee…I just cant take when people dont know the difference between different flavors of coffee.

10. I have a 1% of ego(thats a heavily loaded under statement ), and I seriously hate when people blame their inferiority complexes or whatever on my domination and egoistic traits, I exhibit more often than not – I just cant help but I usually have a chuckle and laugh at them.  I dont mind being bullied, as I already had lot of fun looking at the situation.  Maybe this is a point that I love or maybe I hate it.. I never know.

 

Now, folks – let me know what you think

 

There is something called as ‘comments’ – its wise to use that and shout at  your own risk. Often, I listen to them to have a perspective.